I’m just sitting here anticipating the day you’ll finally find a new girl… that’ll be the second worst day of my life.
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“you shouldn’t be attracted to girls.”
ok but consider the following:
- girl hair
- girl thighs
- girl moans
- girl moans
- girl moans
- GIRL
- MOANS
- girl moans ok
She’s the girl that has a few best friends and doesn’t need anymore. The girl that laughs the hardest at her own jokes. She’s the girl that will hang up on you, but then call you right back and say sorry. She’s the girl who will never leave your side when you need her. The girl who will go out of her way to cheer you up. She’s the girl who never sleeps without her teddy bear by her side. She’s the girl who says she isn’t ticklish, but really is. She’s the girl who will not give up on you if she really believes in you. She’s the girl who believes in loving somebody forever.
She’s the girl that has a few best friends and doesn’t need anymore. The girl that laughs the hardest at her own jokes. She’s the girl that will hang up on you, but then call you right back and say sorry. She’s the girl who will never leave your side when you need her. The girl who will go out of her way to cheer you up. She’s the girl who never sleeps without her teddy bear by her side. She’s the girl who says she isn’t ticklish, but really is. She’s the girl who will not give up on you if she really believes in you. She’s the girl who believes in loving somebody forever.
- Girl: Oh my god, what happened to your arm?
- Me: My cat.
- Girl: ...Really?
- Me: Yeah, she's like fucking Picasso. She's trying out this new parallel line technique.
- Girl:
- Me:
- Girl:
- Me:
- Girl: Oh! Okay.(:
